YEAH, YOU FUCKING BETTER BE
SOMEONE DRANK ALL OF MY WINE.
THERE WAS 3/4 OF A BAG LAST NIGHT AND TODAY THERE’S BARELY ENOUGH FOR A GLASS.
I AM SO PISSED OFF I WANT TO SMACK THE SHIT OUT OF PEOPLE.
THAT SHIT COST LIKE 16 DOLLARS AND I WAS PLANNING TO HAVE IT LAST THE REST OF THE SEMESTER.
I HATE PEOPLE.
ugh. where’s all the GOOD music these days. it’s all just rapping and beibers and directions. i miss the days where i could go into the local tavern and hoist a mighty flagon of mead to a jaunty tune on the lute of a young bard
(via uglytshirt)
I was [your great grandmother’s] favorite, you know. She had me first and obviously thought that she had wrought a miracle giving birth to an incredibly handsome, intelligent and gifted child. So she had my sister. She had no more children after my sister. So I must have been her favorite, right? That’s what I tell my sister. And anyone else who will listen.
—My Norwegian Grandfather
I know that you will enjoy Germany a lot. I did. But I was 18, a soldier, and had just realized that Germany was full of beer. I learned to speak enough German to get a ham sandwich, find a railroad station, order another beer, and pick up a girl.
—My Norwegian Grandfather
This was taken on Saturday afternoon as Ali was on his way to a local bar to watch the football. I can’t decide if I like the suit or the white leather shoes more!
Ali looking fresh to death as always. I hope I can catch a glimpse of him when I’m in Germany.