Mai 2013
what you said was: "i don't respect women who don't respect themselves"
what you meant was: "i and society as a whole hold women up to ridiculous respectability standards directly relating to the "purity" of said women while hypersexualizing them at the same time and if you are a woman and don't fit my awkward monolith of criteria then i refuse to acknowledge your humanity"
what i heard was: "hi i'm a misogynist piece of shit, please punch me in my face"
collectyourhearts:
the difference between pizza and your opinion is that i asked for pizza
deucebowl:
she reaches down seductively. I guide her hand to my zipper. she unzips my fanny pack by mistake. raviolis spill out everywhere
I was sitting in the library doing my homework one day when a group of thugs entered and approached me. One smiled gently and reached a hand out to me. “It’s time,” he said solemnly. “The thug life has chosen you.”
April 2013
SOMEONE DRANK ALL OF MY WINE.
THERE WAS 3/4 OF A BAG LAST NIGHT AND TODAY THERE’S BARELY ENOUGH FOR A GLASS.
I AM SO PISSED OFF I WANT TO SMACK THE SHIT OUT OF PEOPLE.
THAT SHIT COST LIKE 16 DOLLARS AND I WAS PLANNING TO HAVE IT LAST THE REST OF THE SEMESTER.
I HATE PEOPLE.
arisonas:
ugh. where’s all the GOOD music these days. it’s all just rapping and beibers and directions. i miss the days where i could go into the local tavern and hoist a mighty flagon of mead to a jaunty tune on the lute of a young bard
“I was [your great grandmother’s] favorite, you know. She had me first and...”
– My Norwegian Grandfather
“I know that you will enjoy Germany a lot. I did. But I was 18, a soldier, and...”
– My Norwegian Grandfather
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Theon Greyjoy is a huge piece of shit.
